Which Golden Girl Are You?

The Golden Girls is one of the most beloved comedy series of the ‘80s and the ‘90s. Spearheaded by Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Sophia Petrillo, and Bea Arthur, the TV show is a treasure trove of hilarious antics and belly-aching laughter. Some have gone as far as calling the show the original “Sex and the City.” With all of that said, the Golden Girls is certainly one of those TV shows that is ageless and worth watching over and over again. But before you kick up your feet to binge watch 800 episodes, take this little quiz to see which of the amazing Golden Girls is your spirit animal. And remember – Stay Golden!

  • Question /

    What’s your position in your squad?

    • The Shepherd
    • Alpha
    • The comic relief
    • The Quick-witted bystander
  • Question /

    What is your favorite color?

    • White
    • Red
    • Blue
    • Pink
  • Question /

    If you were to update your Instagram description, which of these would you pick?

    • “To get ice cream. Or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.”
    • “Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad, yet look so good?”
    • “Back in St. Olaf…”
    • “Picture this…”
  • Question /

    What’s your pet peeve?

    • People who think they’re smarter than you are
    • When you don’t get enough attention
    • People who don’t let you finish your stories
    • When people insult your cooking
  • Question /

    Which of the following describes you best?

    • A bookworm who can knock you down with sarcastic wit
    • The prettiest girl on the planet
    • A kindhearted person who always has their friends’ back
    • You’re a satiric sarcasm generator
  • Question /

    It’s finally the weekend. Where will you be hanging out?

    • At the library, reading up a storm
    • Downtown, restaurant hopping
    • Paris, just soaking up the scenery
    • At home in front of the TV, enjoying my alone time before everyone comes back
  • Question /

    What makes you angry?

    • When people chew you out for asking an innocent question
    • Obnoxious inlaws who keep telling you what to do
    • When you get treated like you aren’t smart enough
    • Losing. You just hate losing
  • Question /

    Pick one of these food items:

    • Vanilla ice cream
    • Spicy salsa and nachos
    • Strawberry pie
    • Ravioli
  • Question /

    Which of the following would you enjoy the most?

    • Reading a book in complete utter silence
    • Meeting new people
    • Doing charity work
    • Judging people out loud
  • Question /

    You’re attending your friend’s bridal shower. Are you early, on time, or late?

    • I’m always early for every event.
    • I’ll probably be late. It takes me a long time to do my hair and makeup
    • I’m a punctual person
    • Wait, when’s the bridal shower again?
  • Question /

    Which of the following would you want as a pet?

    • A goldfish
    • Lovebirds
    • A Shih Tzu
    • A munchkin cat
  • Question /

    Describe yourself in one word

    • Witty
    • Alluring
    • Caring
    • Sarcastic
  • Question /

    What is the most important trait in a significant other?

    • Intelligence
    • Fidelity
    • Kindness
    • Humor
  • Question /

    Describe your fashion sense

    • Sensible
    • Exquisitely daring
    • Comfortable
    • Classic
  • Question /

    Which of the following is your favorite Golden Girls episode?

    • The Monkey Show
    • Second Motherhood
    • Portrait of a Woman
    • The Engagement
  • Question /

    What is your weakness?

    • Smoking
    • Dating
    • Any kind of contest
    • Your memory
  • Question /

    Your dream destination is?

    • Italy
    • France
    • Norway
    • England
  • Question /

    What’s your favorite season?

    • Fall. I like to watch the leaves change color
    • Summer. I like to show off my bikini bod
    • Winter. I love making snow angels
    • Spring. It’s when the flowers bloom
  • Question /

    When you’re at parties, which role do you play?

    • The observer.
    • The social butterfly. I’ll talk with everyone there!
    • The class clown. I like to make people laugh.
    • The silent judger. I’ll be judging everyone from my comfort zone.
  • Question /

    What’s your strong suit at school?

    • Literature
    • Social Studies
    • Geography
    • History
  • Question /

    Choose your favorite Golden Girls quote!

    • “Shady Pines, Ma!”
    • “Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”
    • “Can I ask a dumb question?”
    • “People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever’s in the glass.”
  • Question /

    Choose your Christmas gift:

    • A hardbound limited edition version of your favorite book
    • A full set of high-end makeup
    • A 6 foot tall teddy bear
    • A leather designer bag
  • Question /

    Pick a Marvel character

    • Tony Stark
    • Black Widow
    • Ant Man
    • Loki
  • Question /

    Pick the prettiest pattern

    • Geometric
    • Sparkly hearts
    • Floral
    • Zig Zag
  • Question /

    Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

    • The chicken, of course. Let’s be logical.
    • I think it was the egg. Don’t tell me the chicken wasn’t born.
    • Could it have been both?
    • Does it even matter?
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