Which Golden Girl Are You?

Which Golden Girl Are You? 29

The Golden Girls is one of the most beloved comedy series of the ‘80s and the ‘90s. Spearheaded by Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Sophia Petrillo, and Bea Arthur, the TV show is a treasure trove of hilarious antics and belly-aching laughter. Some have gone as far as calling the show the original “Sex and the City.” With all of that said, the Golden Girls is certainly one of those TV shows that is ageless and worth watching over and over again. But before you kick up your feet to binge watch 800 episodes, take this little quiz to see which Golden Girl are you? And remember – Stay Golden!

  • Question of

    What’s your position in your squad?

    • The Shepherd
    • Alpha
    • The comic relief
    • The Quick-witted bystander
  • Question of

    What is your favorite color?

    • White 30
      White
    • Red 31
      Red
    • Blue 32
      Blue
    • Pink 33
      Pink
  • Question of

    If you were to update your Instagram description, which of these would you pick?

    • “To get ice cream. Or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.”
    • “Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad, yet look so good?”
    • “Back in St. Olaf…”
    • “Picture this…”
  • Question of

    What’s your pet peeve?

    • People who think they’re smarter than you are
    • When you don’t get enough attention
    • People who don’t let you finish your stories
    • When people insult your cooking
  • Question of

    Which of the following describes you best?

    • A bookworm who can knock you down with sarcastic wit
    • The prettiest girl on the planet
    • A kindhearted person who always has their friends’ back
    • You’re a satiric sarcasm generator
  • Question of

    It’s finally the weekend. Where will you be hanging out?

    • At the library, reading up a storm
    • Downtown, restaurant hopping
    • Paris, just soaking up the scenery
    • At home in front of the TV, enjoying my alone time before everyone comes back
  • Question of

    What makes you angry?

    • When people chew you out for asking an innocent question
    • Obnoxious inlaws who keep telling you what to do
    • When you get treated like you aren’t smart enough
    • Losing. You just hate losing
  • Question of

    Pick one of these food items:

    • Vanilla ice cream 34
      Vanilla ice cream
    • Spicy salsa and nachos 35
      Spicy salsa and nachos
    • Strawberry pie 36
      Strawberry pie
    • Ravioli 37
      Ravioli
  • Question of

    Which of the following would you enjoy the most?

    • Reading a book in complete utter silence
    • Meeting new people
    • Doing charity work
    • Judging people out loud
  • Question of

    You’re attending your friend’s bridal shower. Are you early, on time, or late?

    • I’m always early for every event.
    • I’ll probably be late. It takes me a long time to do my hair and makeup
    • I’m a punctual person
    • Wait, when’s the bridal shower again?
  • Question of

    Which of the following would you want as a pet?

    • A goldfish 38
      A goldfish
    • Lovebirds 39
      Lovebirds
    • A Shih Tzu 40
      A Shih Tzu
    • A munchkin cat 41
      A munchkin cat
  • Question of

    Describe yourself in one word

    • Witty
    • Alluring
    • Caring
    • Sarcastic
  • Question of

    What is the most important trait in a significant other?

    • Intelligence
    • Fidelity
    • Kindness
    • Humor
  • Question of

    Describe your fashion sense

    • Sensible
    • Exquisitely daring
    • Comfortable
    • Classic
  • Question of

    Which of the following is your favorite Golden Girls episode?

    • The Monkey Show
    • Second Motherhood
    • Portrait of a Woman
    • The Engagement
  • Question of

    What is your weakness?

    • Smoking
    • Dating
    • Any kind of contest
    • Your memory
  • Question of

    Your dream destination is?

    • Italy 42
      Italy
    • France 43
      France
    • Norway 44
      Norway
    • England 45
      England
  • Question of

    What’s your favorite season?

    • Fall. I like to watch the leaves change color 46
      Fall. I like to watch the leaves change color
    • Summer. I like to show off my bikini bod 47
      Summer. I like to show off my bikini bod
    • Winter. I love making snow angels 48
      Winter. I love making snow angels
    • Spring. It’s when the flowers bloom 49
      Spring. It’s when the flowers bloom
  • Question of

    When you’re at parties, which role do you play?

    • The observer.
    • The social butterfly. I’ll talk with everyone there!
    • The class clown. I like to make people laugh.
    • The silent judger. I’ll be judging everyone from my comfort zone.
  • Question of

    What’s your strong suit at school?

    • Literature
    • Social Studies
    • Geography
    • History
  • Question of

    Choose your favorite Golden Girls quote!

    • “Shady Pines, Ma!”
    • “Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”
    • “Can I ask a dumb question?”
    • “People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever’s in the glass.”
  • Question of

    Choose your Christmas gift:

    • A hardbound limited edition version of your favorite book
    • A full set of high-end makeup
    • A 6 foot tall teddy bear
    • A leather designer bag
  • Question of

    Pick a Marvel character

    • Tony Stark 50
      Tony Stark
    • Black Widow 51
      Black Widow
    • Ant Man 52
      Ant Man
    • Loki 53
      Loki
  • Question of

    Pick the prettiest pattern

    • Geometric 54
      Geometric
    • Sparkly hearts 55
      Sparkly hearts
    • Floral 56
      Floral
    • Zig Zag 57
      Zig Zag
  • Question of

    Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

    • The chicken, of course. Let’s be logical.
    • I think it was the egg. Don’t tell me the chicken wasn’t born.
    • Could it have been both?
    • Does it even matter?