Which Golden Girl Are You?

  • Question of

    What’s your position in your squad?

    • The Shepherd
    • Alpha
    • The comic relief
    • The Quick-witted bystander
  • Question of

    What is your favorite color?

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    If you were to update your Instagram description, which of these would you pick?

    • “To get ice cream. Or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.”
    • “Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad, yet look so good?”
    • “Back in St. Olaf…”
    • “Picture this…”
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    What’s your pet peeve?

    • People who think they’re smarter than you are
    • When you don’t get enough attention
    • People who don’t let you finish your stories
    • When people insult your cooking
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    Which of the following describes you best?

    • A bookworm who can knock you down with sarcastic wit
    • The prettiest girl on the planet
    • A kindhearted person who always has their friends’ back
    • You’re a satiric sarcasm generator
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    It’s finally the weekend. Where will you be hanging out?

    • At the library, reading up a storm
    • Downtown, restaurant hopping
    • Paris, just soaking up the scenery
    • At home in front of the TV, enjoying my alone time before everyone comes back
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    What makes you angry?

    • When people chew you out for asking an innocent question
    • Obnoxious inlaws who keep telling you what to do
    • When you get treated like you aren’t smart enough
    • Losing. You just hate losing
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    Pick one of these food items:

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      Vanilla ice cream
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      Spicy salsa and nachos
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      Strawberry pie
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    Which of the following would you enjoy the most?

    • Reading a book in complete utter silence
    • Meeting new people
    • Doing charity work
    • Judging people out loud
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    You’re attending your friend’s bridal shower. Are you early, on time, or late?

    • I’m always early for every event.
    • I’ll probably be late. It takes me a long time to do my hair and makeup
    • I’m a punctual person
    • Wait, when’s the bridal shower again?
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    Which of the following would you want as a pet?

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      A goldfish
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      A Shih Tzu
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      A munchkin cat
  • Question of

    Describe yourself in one word

    • Witty
    • Alluring
    • Caring
    • Sarcastic
  • Question of

    What is the most important trait in a significant other?

    • Intelligence
    • Fidelity
    • Kindness
    • Humor
  • Question of

    Describe your fashion sense

    • Sensible
    • Exquisitely daring
    • Comfortable
    • Classic
  • Question of

    Which of the following is your favorite Golden Girls episode?

    • The Monkey Show
    • Second Motherhood
    • Portrait of a Woman
    • The Engagement
  • Question of

    What is your weakness?

    • Smoking
    • Dating
    • Any kind of contest
    • Your memory
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    Your dream destination is?

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    What’s your favorite season?

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      Fall. I like to watch the leaves change color
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      Summer. I like to show off my bikini bod
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      Winter. I love making snow angels
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      Spring. It’s when the flowers bloom
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    When you’re at parties, which role do you play?

    • The observer.
    • The social butterfly. I’ll talk with everyone there!
    • The class clown. I like to make people laugh.
    • The silent judger. I’ll be judging everyone from my comfort zone.
  • Question of

    What’s your strong suit at school?

    • Literature
    • Social Studies
    • Geography
    • History
  • Question of

    Choose your favorite Golden Girls quote!

    • “Shady Pines, Ma!”
    • “Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”
    • “Can I ask a dumb question?”
    • “People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever’s in the glass.”
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    Choose your Christmas gift:

    • A hardbound limited edition version of your favorite book
    • A full set of high-end makeup
    • A 6 foot tall teddy bear
    • A leather designer bag
  • Question of

    Pick a Marvel character

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      Tony Stark
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      Black Widow
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      Ant Man
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    Pick the prettiest pattern

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      Sparkly hearts
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      Zig Zag
  • Question of

    Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

    • The chicken, of course. Let’s be logical.
    • I think it was the egg. Don’t tell me the chicken wasn’t born.
    • Could it have been both?
    • Does it even matter?