Christmas is just around the corner and if you are planning to buy a new ugly sweater for the holidays, then you’ve come to the right place.
So, we have one very important question for you: On a scale of 1 to horrendous, how ugly do you want your Christmas sweater to be this year?
In this day and age, people have long gotten over being embarrassed of wearing festive sweaters. Flaunting your best ugly Christmas attire has finally become a celebration, as it should!
We’ve put together a selection of some of the craziest ugly sweaters you can find. Be warned, some of these are way too adorable, but others are just too ghastly to even exist. Either way, you’ll definitely want to be wearing one of these fashion novelties if you desire to be the life of the party this December. You may even want to add some of these to your wish list when you send a letter to the North Pole. Or why not order matching ones for you and your whole family? Now, that would make a Christmas card worthy to send to everyone you know!
#1 Festive Unicorn Holiday Ladies’ Sweater
Unicorns have had a tough year, being overshadowed by the new hot animal – llamas. Still, if you want to soak up some of the magical creature’s fabulousness, then this sweater is for you. Get one now for $44.99.
#2 Bob’s Burgers Holiday Sweater
Have you ever wished of becoming a Belcher? You can actually become one just by wearing this Fair Isle-inspired sweater with lots of Bob’s Burgers references. Each piece sells for $29.99.
#3 Super Mario Bros. Holiday Sweater
Traveling across the Mushroom Kingdom to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser can be very bleak, so make sure to show Mario your support with this retro-looking sweater that can help him keep going. Buy yours now for $34.99.
#4 The Legend of Zelda Holiday Sweater
The Kingdom of Hyrule can be very cold during the winter season. So if you are planning to look for the missing Triforce pieces outdoors, you better bundle up with this grey Legend of Zelda-themed sweater that retails for $34.99.
#5 Star Wars BB-8 Sleigh Bells Holiday Sweater
The chilly climate in the Starkiller Base can be very unfavorable to some members of the Resistance. So next time you visit the ice planet, don’t forget to warm yourself up with this sweater that features BB-8 and the Starkiller Base itself as Christmas decors. This garment sells for $39.99 each.
#6 Star Wars Yoda Holiday Sweater
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” These words of wisdom comes from our favorite legendary Jedi Master, Yoda. And if you want to share your wisdom just like him this Christmas, then you better suit up with this Yoda-themed sweater that is available for $39.99.
#7 Marvel Deadpool Intarsia Pullover Sweater
Make Wade Wilson proud by wearing this classy holiday sweater that has the minimalist Deadpool logo on front. Who knows, the Merc with a Mouth might bump into you and make a hand heart gesture to show his approval. This sweater retails for $49.90.
#8 Fuzzy & Furry Tacky Ugly Sweater
This custom-made red sweater that comes with a light-up bow and feathery lime green hands on the front will surely draw some laughs. But if you enjoy making fun of yourself, go ahead and purchase one for $69.00.
#9 Vomiting Reindeer Holiday Couple Sweater
If you think you can’t pull off an ugly Christmas sweater on your own, then ask one of your friends or family members to wear these matching sweaters with you. These couple sweaters feature a vomiting reindeer design with battery operated lights. Each one sells for $125.00.
#10 Big Llama Holiday Ladies’ Sweater
Save the drama for your llama this yuletide season. Get into the Christmas spirit with this cute llama-themed sweater tee for only $18.95+.
#11 Hysterical Double-Sided Grinch Tacky Ugly Sweater
Help the Grinch grow his heart three sizes this Christmas by wearing this over-decorated sweater that sells for $129.00. This custom-made piece of clothing comes with a double-sided Grinch plush toy that holds a light-up candy cane in one hand and a light-up snowflake in the other.
#12 Star Trek’s Kirk & Spock Ugly Sweater Vest
Live long and prosper! Flaunt your love for the greatest Star Trek bromance this Christmas with this light-up sweater vest adorned by photos of William Shatner’s James T. Kirk and Leonard Nimoy’s Spock. Get this hand-assembled sweater for $52.99.
#13 Space Invaders Holiday Sweater
If you can’t defeat them, join them. Extraterrestrial forces will surely see you as a friend if you’re wearing this brightly-colored, Space Invader-themed sweater which retails for $29.99.
#14 The abominable snowman
This abominable snowman light-up sweater will brighten up the Christmas spirit wherever you go. And, hey, in case there’s a sudden brownout at the party, you and your light-up sweater will have saved the day. ($59.00)
#15 Ugly holiday skirt
Why blend in with a crowd full of ugly Christmas sweaters, when you can stand out with an ugly Christmas skirt instead? And if you’re feeling really brave, pair it with an ugly sweater too. ($69 to $79)
#16 Merry Friendsmas!
Just because the holidays are coming up, doesn’t mean you should take a break from fangirling. Now you can show off your Friends obsession throughout the holiday season. It’s bound to be a Merry Friendsmas indeed! ($26.34 to $28.04)
#17 O Chemistree, O Chemistree
There’s no escaping “Chemistree” even during Christmas break. This ugly sweater is educational, festive, and perfect for the science nerd in your life. ($32.86)
#18 A family that wears ugly sweaters together, stays together
The family who wears ugly Christmas sweaters together, stays together (even when they get laughed at together) ($19.95 to $29.95)
#19 Buddy the Elf
If you know Santa personally, then brag about it with this Buddy the Elf sweater. But don’t brag too much, because Santa won’t like that. ($23.79)
#20 Jingle bell Rock
Let the highest-paid actor of 2019 make your Christmas a little more rockin’. Plus, wearing the face of someone on a sweater who raked in $89.4 million this year makes this ugly sweater a lot prettier. ($22.99 to $26.99)
#21 Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer has arrived with his shiny Light Up nose on this ugly Christmas sweater. Yes, his nose actually glows on this sweater! ($29.95 to 35.95)
#22 Thank you. Next!
We’re so freakin’ grateful for our gifts. Thank you, next. Keep those Christmas presents coming!($17.84)
#23 Laziness at its finest
Lazy people will always be lazy, even when it comes to ugly sweaters. At least it has the word “Christmas” on it, right? ($34.46)
#24 Ho, ho, ho…
Here’s a sweater that’s so inappropriate you’ll need to wash your eyes with soap after looking at it. Will someone please get Barbie some clothes? And someone please fire those elves! ($65.00)
#25 Merry Christmas from Phoebe Buffay
If the holiday armadillo had you ROFL-ing, then pay homage to the most iconic Friends Christmas episode by referencing it on a Christmas sweater. ($31.49 to $37.79)
#26 All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies
If you’re a single lady around Christmas time, flaunt it with this Jingle ladies sweater. Beyonce would be proud. ($24.99 to $31.99)
#27 Double purpose ugly sweater
You know you’ve scored a sweet deal when something’s multifunctional. This sweater will keep you warm AND it’ll hold your bottle of wine just in case you need to hydrate. It doesn’t need to be wine though, it can hold a bag of chips too. ($ 59.99)
#28 Have a meowy Christmas and a penguin new year!
These cat and penguin sweaters are so adorable – and bright, that it might actually be a little rude to categorize these sweaters under the ugly Christmas sweater category. Did we mention they have googly eyes? Meowy Christmas, everyone! ($69)
#29 Reindeer mugshot
We’re almost certain that this reindeer isn’t part of Santa’s squad. Otherwise, he’s got some serious explaining to do! ($19.99)
#30 The ugliest of the land
Just agree with this sweater and nobody gets hurt! Yes, no doubt…this sweater is the ugliest of them all… ($29.66 to $31.73)
#31 Me and my snowmies
Come the holiday season, it’s time to ditch your homies. It’s time for a major upgrade. You’re rollin’ with the snowmies now. ($25 to $27)
#32 ‘Cause If you like the way you look that much…
This ugly sweater is perfect for the influencer/narcissist in your life. So if you like the way you look that much, put it on an ugly Christmas sweater. ($55)
#33 A Teddy bear Christmas
You’ll never feel lonely with Mr. Teddy Bear clinging to your sweater. Plus, you can pig out all you want on Christmas food, because Mr. Teddy Bear’s got your belly covered. ($79.99)
#34 Let it (Jon) Snow
Let everyone at the Christmas party know that you have a message from Jon Snow. Winter is coming! ($12.99 to $14.99)
#35 Ugly sweater vest
While everyone’s busy donning their best ugly sweaters, you can switch it up and show up in your ugly sweater vest! ($25.20)
#36 Baby Yoda, all we want for Christmas is
Okay fine, maybe we can’t have an actual baby Yoda doll for Christmas, that kind of merch won’t be released until 2020. In the meantime, let’s have the next best thing, a baby Yoda Christmas sweater ($24.46 to $31.46)
#37 Sleigh, girl, sleigh!
We love a play on words. You go, girl! Go ahead and sleigh all day! And after sleighing, you deserve to indulge in all the holiday food all the weigh! Get it? Weigh… ($22.49)
#38 Post Malone x Home Alone
Do you love rapper, Post Malone? Do you love the film, Home Alone? Can’t choose which one of them to wear on a sweater? We have a solution for you. ($19.99 to $23.99)