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Question of
Which of these lines would you likely put into your Instagram description?
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“How you doin’?”
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“Why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself.”
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“Unagi”
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“Seriously, good luck marrying me.”
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“It’s Like All My Life Everyone’s Told Me, ‘You’re A Shoe! You’re A Shoe! You’re A Shoe! Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse or a hat?”
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“If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, please give me money, so I can buy a computer”
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Question of
Which actor would you love to hang out with?
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Tom Selleck
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Reese Witherspoon
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Julia Roberts
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Gabrielle Union
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Bruce Willis
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Paul Rudd
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Question of
Choose one of these songs
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Control by Janet Jackson
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Act Like You Love Me by Shawn Mendes
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Tomorrow from the musical Annie
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Hall of Fame by the Script
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Material Girl by Madonna
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Misfit by Amy Studt
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Question of
Which tough life situation would you rather face?
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Have an evil twin sister who steals your identity every once in a while
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Suddenly getting cut off from your parents’ financial support
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Getting caught while smoking behind your girlfriend/boyfriend’s back
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Living like an actor who rarely gets work
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Being judged because of your love for dinosaurs
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Being judged in college for being fat
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Question of
What’s your dream job?
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Actor
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Cartoonist
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Paleontologist
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Chef at a Michelin star restaurant
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CEO at a French fashion company
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Musician
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Question of
Which of these situations scare you the most?
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People touching their eyes
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Commitment
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Getting married and divorced for the fourth time
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Your ex-boyfriend returning from Minsk, which confuses you, because you have a new boyfriend. Now, you have to choose between the two. Ugh.
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Running out of food in the fridge
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A disorganized house and no cleaning supplies in sight
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Question of
If you had to change your middle name, which of these would you take?
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Muriel
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Eustace
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E (Yup, it’s just a mysterious E)
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I don’t need a middle name
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Francis
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Karen
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Question of
How would you describe yourself?
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A dedicated leader type who’s always there for their friends
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A smart person who doesn’t crack under pressure, and knows how to get on people’s nerves
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A wise guy with a surplus supply of sarcasm
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A dreamer who gets knocked down sometimes, but keeps going anyway
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A stylish individual with great charisma
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A true musician who lives creatively and doesn’t care what other people think of him/her
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Question of
Your friend just went through a breakup. What do you do?
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Bake some cookies for them and binge on movies all night together
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Give them a long speech starting with “I told you so”
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Make a sarcastic comment to make them laugh, but instead, you make them cry
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Set them up on a blind date ASAP!
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Take them on a shopping spree, because a new outfit can effectively numb the pain
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Play a song to make them feel better
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Question of
There’s a zombie apocalypse. What do you grab before you run for your life?
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That plate of lasagna you just ordered
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Your spatula to fight off the zombies
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Your fossil collection
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Nothing and no one. Every man for himself
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Your new designer bag (It makes a good shield too)
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Your guitar. Maybe you can scare the zombies away with your singing
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Question of
What would you rather do on a day off?
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Clean your house, your parents’ house, and maybe your neighbor’s house too. Then color coordinate your socks.
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Eat and take a long nap. Then go girl hunting. Repeat
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Shop until you drop (or until your credit card gets declined)
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Treat your pets to a day out
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Play foosball
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Go to the museum or watch a movie in a foreign language with your kids.
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Question of
Your ideal pet is?
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A smelly cat
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A dog
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A monkey
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A regular cat
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A sphynx cat
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A duck
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Question of
Which of these movies would you watch first?
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Ratatouille
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Jurassic World
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Spongebob Squarepants
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A movie starring yourself
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Weekend at Bernie’s
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Cats
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Question of
Your worst trait is?
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You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed
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You’re boring
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You insult people too much
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You were kind of a bully in high school
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You’re kind of a control freak
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You scare your friends by giving them creepy presents
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Question of
On a night out with friends, you’re…
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The one who gets drunk first
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The one who draws on people’s faces when they’re drunk
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The one who sits alone quietly to watch Netflix on your phone
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The one who eats more than he drinks
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The designated driver
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The one releases all her emotions once drunk
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Question of
What’s your favorite color?
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Red
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Green
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Orange
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Pink
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White
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Pink
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Purple
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Question of
In high school you were…
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A proud nerd yet knight in shining armor
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Overweight
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The theater jock
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The fierce best friend
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The popular girl
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The one who was proud and comfortable being herself
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Question of
Your favorite food is…
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Anything and everything!
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Bologna sandwiches
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Avocado toast
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Anything you cooked by yourself. You’re the best chef in the world.
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Grilled cheese
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Tofu
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Question of
It’s Thanksgiving, what’s your game plan?
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I’ll be sitting at the head of the table in my sweatpants cheering on the chef, ready to eat everything once it’s cooked.
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I’ll be cooking the entire meal from scratch
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I don’t really want to help with anything, so I’ll pretend to be absorbed in a football game
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I’m the one who invited all the guests
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I’ll be bringing my kids to the party
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I’ve got the music covered
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