#9 Kristy the Clown

Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky, also known as Krusty the Clown, is a character from the Simpsons who would usually get a few laughs out of his audience. Now that we’ve met his 3D parallel, we think we’re done laughing. In fact, we’re going to be very quiet and hide in a faraway land until he goes away. Maybe we’ll even change our names just to be sure.