#3 Bartender girl can have him
My dad was in the shower, late Friday evening, and said he was going to his mother’s house to help her with something. The phone rang, my mother was resting in bed and answered it.
Young female voice: “Hey [my dad] come on down to the bar I’m waiting for you!! You owe me a drink, hottie!”
My mom: “This isn’t [my dad]. This is his 8-months pregnant wife.”
Young female voice: “… So is he coming or not?” After that is was a long dance of trying to throw him out. Luckily my mom laughs about this story because apparently when he came out of the shower she said a girl called from the bar asking for him, he went white.
But yeah, that was definitely the end.