#22 Right shoe bandit
I overheard a conversation with a divorce lawyer. While I was waiting in the lobby for my child support case to be called (ex wasn’t paying), a woman walked in and sat down. Five minutes later, her lawyer came in and asked why she wasn’t dressed better. She was wearing what looked like a nightgown and bright white flip flops. This woman explained to the lawyer that her husband took everything except that outfit and all of her left shoes. Since, she didn’t have money to buy anything else, the neighbor loaned her flip flops because they were the only thing that fit.
At first, I felt bad for her but then she was whining that she wanted more alimony because the money he was paying weekly barely covered her car payment for her brand new Mercedes.