#9 Work bathroom etiquette
Goodbye, work bathroom stench! If this one becomes an actual law, we can already imagine people running from their office all the way back to their homes or a nearby fast-food chain just to poop. If you don’t want to go through this horror, just please poop before you come to work or don’t eat spicy burritos for lunch.
Here’s another idea: Every office should have one toilet designated for pooping.