#13 Accidental Proposal
Old man proposed to an old woman. He tried to get off the chair to kneel, tripped, and fell and I assume broke something since he couldn’t get back up and we had to call an ambulance. My manager had to drive her teeth to the hospital separately because she had taken them out to eat her soup (lord knows why) and left them on the table in the confusion.
Edited to add: I don’t know if she said yes, my manager didn’t get to see them at the hospital, only pass on her teeth to the nurse. Thank you kindly for the gold and silver though! —rancid_c*nt_bucket