Breakups are hard and they happen for a lot of reasons. Losing a significant other sometimes feels like losing a part of yourself as well. What these people experienced adds insult to the injury because apart from getting cheated on, their exes also had the guts to give them lame excuses.
#1 Pop-Tarts

A friend in college cheated on his girlfriend because she told him he had to stop eating pop tarts to lose weight, and he didn’t know how to break up with her. When she found out, he straight up told her to her face he couldn’t give up pop tarts. I wish that was a lie, those things are high in calories. —Krunzuku