#11 Drunk grandmother
I was in Army AIT, after basic training, when my mother decided to pick my son up to give my wife a break for the weekend. When she brought him home, she was drunk. My son was laying on the bench seat, his car seat was halfway taken apart on the floorboard of the truck, and she hit the tree in my front yard.
I haven’t spoken a word to her since, and that was eight years ago. —tzenrick
