#10 The NoPhone
Pitched as a “technology free alternative to constant phone-to-hand contact” the NoPhone is, in case that’s not clear, not a phone. Get it? It’s not a phone. It has more-or-less the exact same dimensions as a phone and to a passerby, no doubt looks just like a phone, so the only people who will know how hilarious you are is you and your friends, so just you, you try-hard irony bro. Definitely recommended as a passive-aggressive gift to a partner who spends too much time on their phone.